This is priceless

So Barry has a "new" car.  My loyal readers know all about Barry, he is basically this guy on my street that runs a little "car repair" business on the street.  Which means he basically finds old clunkers that people want to get rid of and he has anywhere from five to twelve of them at a time lined up and down our street as he tinkers away at them.  Some of these cars he has been pushing around since we bought our house in 2000.  Eventually some of the will rotate out of the pool and new ones will rotate in, but this happens rarely.  A couple weeks ago, this copper pickup truck with a completely smashed in front end was towed away, and Barry apparently wasn't able to get it back.  So over the weekend he rotated in a new member of his car family, a beat up old white Volvo.  Unlike most of his cars, this one actually runs, so he seems to have put it at the head of the class and uses it as his main mode of transportation.  So I see him driving around the neighborhood in this white Volvo recenlty.  Last night, as I was walking home from the bart station, he passed me in the Volvo and I noticed a faded purple bumper sticker that caught my eye.  I thought it said "Gay."  So after I got home and went out to bring the trash cans in, I stepped across the street to see what the bumper sticker said.  It says this:

i feel pretty and witty and....  GAY!

I think it is hilarious that Barry is driving around in a car with that bumper sticker.