1 post tagged “antonio”
i'm very excited to debut my husband antonio here on meow mix. first let's talk about last night. so i have a new macbook, beautiful and pristine, without bunch of crappy itunes music on it. i want to use it just for me, i don't want to share. since i got my macbook, tony now has exclusive use of the three year old ibook, with the scratch in the screen from when my dad was housesitting while we were in mexico. that works well, because tony always takes it into his studio to listen to music while he paints.
but the plot thickens. we now have hired help. tony has hired an exotic dancer named javier to finish sanding, staining and sealing all the wood in our dining room, a project started 5 years ago and stopped half way about 4 years ago. so he's supposed to be doing it for $300, but then tony said last night it is $1200 and he is painting the house too for that. two problems: that seems awfully cheap to paint my whole house and finish the dining room AND i can't spare $1200 right now. so tony clarifies that that is for painting just the front of the house. just the front of the house? our house is pink (we bought it that way!!! i swear!!!) so we'll have pink sides and rear and a green front. nice plan. anyway, tony also says that as part of the price he told javier he could have tony's scratched ibook. but we can't afford another new computer, i just bought the macbook. but tony's plan is that he'll just use the macbook too. NO WAY JOSE ANTONIO! (that's his real name, jose antonio!) so i say no way, and tony says i never use the computer anyway, but i tell him i am going to be using it now that i have an iLife. (well, i don't use that term, it would mean nothing). but i do tell him that i am going to be working on my blog. so i have to explain what a blog is, of course. and no matter what i say, tony is convinced it has somthing to do with online cruising and gay sex. and he does the annoying that i hate, where he asks me to look him in the eye and tell him my blog is not for me to find sex partners, and if i smile he says i am lying. of course i smile because the whole thing is so ridiculous!
so, since he bugged me so much about this last night, it's time he joins the other wildabeasts of meow mix, so i now introduce you to... il papa! so called, because the way he sleeps, flat on his back with his hands at his side and the comforter pulled up under his chin, he looks like the popes corpse on display.
that's my antonio! my technological maturity is growing by leaps and bounds. i figured out how to email that picture out of my phone!
